Me: that was fast! (Abby has just returned from the bathroom)
Abby: well I was going to poop but the toilet paper here is crappy so I'll just wait until we get back to the hotel.
Me: the toilet paper was too crappy for you to wipe crap on it is what you're saying?
Abby: yes......
Me: what you're literally saying just so I'm clear is that you took one look at this toilet paper and said nope, I can't wipe crap on this crap?
Abby: exactly
Me: I'm intrigued to see this toilet paper
Abby: not much to see its thin, real thin, like super thin
Me: your moms thin, real thin, like super thin
Abby: that toilet paper was way thinner....
lol
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