Me: stop it Topher!
Topher: haha! NO!!!
Me: I'm serious! Leave me alone!
Topher: what are you going to do about it?!
Me: for real? You want some of this little man? You want to take this outside?
Topher: sure mama! What are you going to do to me outside?
Me: I'm going to kick you in your elbow! (Tophers draw drops) I'm going to kick you in your elbow so hard and so soft at the same time that you won't even know if it hurt or not. And then 5 minutes later you're going to realize it did hurt and then your going to be mad. You want that?!
Topher: (shakes his head fast) no no no! I'll leave you alone
Mama 789 Topher 111
