Tophceratops: Mommy my nipples are really sore...
Me: They are?
Tophceratops: Yeah... I think it's time I start wearing one of those bra things like Abby.
Me: (awkward silence).... I'm not sure how to explain this one....
Tophceratops: Whats to explain? My nipples hurt really bad. (Mind you this boy now takes my hand and caresses my cheek with his other hand) I'm growing up.
Me: (try not to laugh shumane... Hold it together somehow) Well it's just that I'm pretty confident that you're nipples hurting at the moment is completely unrelated to you needing to wear a bra.
Tophceratops: I don't understand. I'm pretty sure I'm growing boobs.
Me: I'm sure you're not Topher but I'll cross my fingers...
#thisboy #hesgrowingboobs #hesnotgoingtoletitgo #IMiGhtHaveToBuyHimaBraJusttoShutHimUp
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