My kids really do crack me up sometimes. Mostly its because they are just as off the wall nuts as I am.... I guess its too be expected, I am after all their mother. However, they never cease to amaze me in the way they think and most times its the conversations between them that make me laugh the hardest.
So Chris and Abby have just begun a rousing game of Headbandz. For those of you who do not know anything about this game just click this link and you'll get the gist.
It is important to know that my son Chris's card is a fish.
I now present to you, a conversation between my children:
Chris: Am I food?
Abby: No, but if I cooked you, you would be....
Chris: Oh okay so I am food. Am I a hot dog?
Abby: No Chris, you are not actually food. I just mean you could be IF I cooked you....
Chris: Oh Okay, am I a hamburger?
Abby: (sounding frustrated) Chris! You are NOT food. Stop guessing food!
Chris: Oh.... Im a shirt then?
Abby: Seriously Chris? No you are not a shirt... if you are not food but can be if I cook you then what could you be....?
Chris: Oh!!! Am I a baby?
Abby: What?! Chris!!! Babies are not food!!! You are disgusting!!
Chris: I don't eat babies Abby!! But if you cooked one... it would be food... just sayin...
Chris never guessed that he was a fish, although he did teach Abby a valuable lesson.
1. NEVER play a board game with Chris.
2. ANYTHING is food if you put it in your mouth.
3. Babies are fair game....
Look out world, my kids are coming for you and you might just want to hide your kids.... possibly your wife while you're at it! LMAO
