Abby: I'm thirsty.
Me: well finish that boogerberry drink Steve got you. That sounds delicious by the way.
Abby: yeah it doesn't taste like boogers actually, more like apples or something.
Me: what?
Abby: I'm just sayin I've tasted boogers before and it doesn't taste like boogers at all.
(We all look at each other and then back at abby)
Me: you've tasted your boogers before you say?
Abby: yeah..... They go in my mouth sometimes
Me: ewwwwww!!!
Abby: oh please mommy, you are SO much grosser than I ever could be!
Me: touché
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