To set the scene, im in the bathroom which of course means one of the kids has to come bother me. Abby walks in just as I shove a giant tampon up my twat. Aaaannnnd scene!
Abby: Mommy, what are you doing? (gross look on her face)
Me: Um, just putting in a tampon... (god dammit face)
Abby: why are you putting stuff in your vagina? I thought you said we are not supposed to put stuff in there... (thats a long story technically)
Me: Yeah, but Im on my period and this is supposed to go in there....
Abby: whats a period?
Me: well at some point as you get older you will start getting your period. It means that every month for about a week your vagina will bleed..
Abby: So your vagina is bleeding right now?
Me: yep.
Abby: eww mommy, your vagina is gross.
End Scene
